Greeting Cards Loss Where Are These Greeting Cards?

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Front: I heard that he went deaf.
Interior: I bet you do not.

Front: I'm sorry, what you hear is brain dead.
Interior: It is not so bad if you think about it.

Front: My condolences for the loss of his arm.
Inside Write soon.

Front: I heard you tried to commit suicide.
Inside: We wish you much luck and success in all that you do.

Front: Get Well Soon.
Inside: I am walking two miles to fetch water, too tired.

My tire was beaten .... .... I thought it was flat When I looked at the
Tires .... I have your cat ... Sorry!

He heard his wife left you ... What should be disturbing ... Do not worry if your wife ... She went to live with me.

Congratulations on your new bundle of joy. Have you ever found, was the father?

You're a good friend when we were on a sinking ship, and there was only one life jacket ... I miss batteries and you often think.

HAppy Birthday, Uncle Dad!
(only in Arkansas)